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15 February 2007
US answer to global warming: smoke and giant space mirrors
Global warming has been cancelled – again. The Bush administration has announced the plan [link to actual Bush Administration plan] to solve global warming for good. The plan was actually innovated after watching a popular TV-series, Futurama, and consists of sending a giant space mirror to the atmosphere to reflect the sunlight. The Bush administration [...]
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6 February 2007
Video: US Airforce bombing British convoy on 2003 in Iraq
If you need to find one good thing about tabloid magazines is that they publish anything to get viewers and publicity. The Sun just published “a video that does not exist” on their website about the bombing of English convoy by US Airforce on 2003 which lead to a kill of a British soldier. The [...]
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1 January 2007
Hunger problem solved
The hunger problem has finally been solved in US! The government has vowed the no American will be hungry ever again. The amount of people suffering from hunger came down from 38 million to Zero when the US department of agriculture’s came up with a perfect solution; renaming hungry people, as in people without food, [...]
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15 August 2006
Oh dearie me. He’s lost it.
Check out Daniel Jonah Goldhagen’s exercise in realpolitische madness. He’s obviously insane, but just imagine how many fuckwits in influential positions are thinking the same? We’re all in the shit, get your bomb shelters ready.
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11 August 2006
Lessons for Bush
Ok, so we’re all pretty pissed off about the fact that we can now no longer carry laptops and so on onto our flights. Our eminent Rainer has already covered that. And a lot of people seem to think that there was never any plot at all, that this was a bluff, a fake in [...]
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25 July 2006
The middle east buddy list by Slate
The middle east buddy list by Slate
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21 July 2006
Bigotry prevails
Isn’t New York supposed to be the shining beacon of multi-culturalism, liberalism and tolerance in the US? Why, then, did the New York Supreme Court rule that marriage is not a right gay people are entitled to? I suppose it doesn’t come as a big surprise, but I still don’t understand why gay folks aren’t [...]
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22 June 2006
Bush extoled the Hungarian Revolution
The President of United States George W. Bush travelled to Budapest, the capital of Hungary on Wednesday commemorating to the 50th anniversary of the Hungarian Revolution. On the celebrations of the Hungary’s historic sacrifices in the name of freedom, Bush made a speech to extol the nations work for the Free World™. “These heroes defended [...]
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21 June 2006
Guantanamo camp nearing end?
The President of United States, George W. Bush, informed the European leaders (and rest of the world in the side) of plans to renounce the Guantatanamo camp. “Most of the 460 campers have spent several years at Guantanamo without charges on US expence alone and due to the increasing costs and budget cuts we need [...]
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16 June 2006
Just enslave them – there’s nothing we can do
The supreme court of US has decided that it’s within constitution to imprison someone for 7 months without a reason. The court deserted a complaint filed by eight muslim men after the september 11th strike -which I think is more and more justified on the light of resent happenings; like I thought when I first [...]