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		<title>Billions Promised for Whole New Haiti</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[(UTOPIA) The UN donors conference on Wednesday promised billions to rebuild shaken Haiti. EU promised relief package of 1.2 billion euros and world&#8217;s biggest economy, United States, promised &#8220;over 850 million dollars to match EU&#8217;s offer&#8221;. Too bad the economists mixed the € and $ signs when calculating the conversion. According to UN over 8.5 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="location">(UTOPIA)</span> The UN donors conference on Wednesday promised billions to rebuild shaken Haiti.<br />
EU promised relief package of 1.2 billion euros and world&#8217;s biggest economy, United States, promised &#8220;over 850 million dollars to match EU&#8217;s offer&#8221;. Too bad the economists mixed the € and $ signs when calculating the conversion.<br />
According to UN over 8.5 billion Euros is required to rebuild Haiti.</p>
<p>According to the 10 year plan unilaterally planned on the conference the plan is not to just fix the damage, but to build a &#8220;whole new Haiti&#8221; the planning committee describes. The relief for &#8220;Whole New Haiti&#8221; program will come with a condition where Haiti is required to modernize it&#8217;s governmental culture and privatize currently government maintained services such as transportation, electricity, water services, healthcare, social services, schools and government.<br />
<em>&#8220;Essentially Haiti will become a better democracy through privatization in accordance with the IMF guidelines. Haiti will become the new paradise. Imagine an affordable holiday resort with minimal governmental control where the hotel and business owners are not penalized and unnecessarily controlled</em>&#8220;, the 10 year plan spokesperson <strong>Adam Smith</strong> explains, <em>&#8220;cheap labor, no taxes, they all contribute for better holiday experience&#8221;.</em><br />
The committees plan is to build a model state which will rise like a phoenix following the &#8220;Cameronian model&#8221;.<br />
<em>&#8220;It will be a modern paradise!&#8221;.</em></p>
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		<title>Desperately Seeking Duvalier</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(PORT-AU-PRINCE) Upon the recent tragedy in Haiti, the Haiti Reconstruction Coalition, formed as an international venture lead by EU Foreign Affairs and USAID, has started to look for a suitable person to oversee the reconstruction of Haiti. Once again the international attention has concentrated once again to a familiar name in the history of Haiti [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(PORT-AU-PRINCE) Upon the recent tragedy in Haiti, the Haiti Reconstruction Coalition, formed as an international venture lead by EU Foreign Affairs and USAID, has started to look for a suitable person to oversee the reconstruction of Haiti. Once again the international attention has concentrated once again to a familiar name in the history of Haiti — Duvalier.<br />
Duvalier&#8217;s family has long ties with Haiti and members of the family served the country through political efforts, some even reaching presidency. The first Duvalier to reach this level was François Duvalier, acclaimed doctor and well known for his fight against tropical deceases such as malaria, yaws and typhus, which earned him the nickname &#8220;Papa-Doc&#8221; — Father Doctor. He was also well known opposition member openly protesting against the 1950 military coup. He was elected as a president of Haiti on a black national platform on 1956 and was succeeded by his son, Jean-Claude, on 1964 who was known for his ambitions for democratic reform through political acts of releasing political prisoners and easing the freedom of press.<br />
<em>&#8220;It&#8217;s because of these qualities, the history of Haiti and the heritage of the Duvalier family that we thing the modern Duvaliers would be suitable to lead the reconstruction of Haiti&#8221;</em>, the spokesperson for Haiti Reconstruction Coalition explains, <em>&#8220;We&#8217;re confident that the Duvalier family would be more than willing to take the task of taking care of Haiti once more and oversee the new birth of the country with the means of New Millennium approach to Duvalierism&#8221;</em></p>
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