22 March 2010
Written by Rainer
Federal “Death Squads” in Operation
(WASHINGTON) The Federal “death squads” were released today and are now hunting for pensioners and unborn babies all across United States. The death squads are the first phase of President Obama’s healthcare reform bill that will lead to annihilation of American Way of Life™ by regulating the insurance industry and forbidding the companies to deny coverage because of pre-existing conditions or from cancelling policies when a policyholder becomes ill. The bill would also grant subsidies to help families with lower incomes to pay their premiums.
“Today’s vote allows us finally sieve and abort the non-communistic children and eliminate the elderly sucking the life out of our system”, President Obama, who placed his presidency at stake for the reform, said at the White House just before midnight while eating his placenta steak surrounded by his posse of Zionistic Masonries.
The Republicans party members and vigilant volunteers have tried to warn the oblivious citizens of the coming massacre and obliteration quoted as “Chrystal Night”, by recommending them to burn crosses dressed in white capes chanting “vade retro nigrum”, but most of the party members daring to approach the Senate were either mind controlled away or killed with mustard gas. According to the Republican media representative Mr. Fox, the Democratic controlled media has deliberately misunderstood this as calling the president as a “negger” and is claiming no knowledge of mind controlling or organized slaughter of Republicans.
OSCE, with the lead of EU countries, has followed the electoral process with similar concern as during the late 2008 elections.
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