14 February 2010
Written by Rainer
Local Man Surprised of Valentines Failure
(ANYWHERE) Local Man’s Valentine’s Day surprise turned out to be a surprise for him when it didn’t get the reception he was expecting. “I had prepared the surprise carefully and took care she wouldn’t find out anything before the V-day. Just dropping hints that I had something planned”, Local Man explains, “We spent several evenings in the pub planning this with my mates for her. They all thought it was an excellent idea”.
The surprise consisted of blindfolding Local Man’s girlfriend, who requested with rather strong emphasis to stay anonymous, taking her to Local Man’s local pub where she was greeted by a choir of Local Man and his friend’s singing “Happy Valentine’s Day” roughly in the tune of “Happy Birthday”.
“I feel so disappointed. We put so much effort and planning into this. We even muted the footie and had few pints before to remove the stage fright”, Local Man unravels his feelings after few pints, “I just don’t understand what went wrong”.
Local Man’s girlfriend refused to give any comments before storming out of the pub.