5 February 2010
Written by Rainer
Corporation™ Runs for Congress
(WASHINGTON) Following the recent US Supreme Court desicion of implicitly giving corporations the status of a legal person through granting them the right freedom of speech, aka First Amendment, by determining political funding being “kind of expressing ones freedom of speech“, as was concluded on the ruling, Corporation™ announced that “to further express it’s freedom of speech Corporation will run for congress in the upcoming elections taking democracy to next level“.
Corporation™ spokesperson backed the decision by going through the analysis they had made on the current electoral and lobby based decision making process and the results where paying for a candidate, often a non-Corporate™ person, was a non value-adding activity and also the most fragile step on the whole process. “We realised that in the long run it is more efficient and practical for us go to congress directly without using a proxy through a either of the parties. This way we can offer customised solutions for our voters, and we get synergy benefits through the existing brand awareness and marketing campaigns. We can direct the savings directly to our customers, our voters — the people” faceless Corporation™ spokesperson concludes. “We call it — the Democracy 2.0!”
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