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31 December 2009

Written by Rainer

Head Start with Fireworks in Espoo

(SELLO/ESPOO) New Year’s fireworks started early this year in Espoo. According to the local police officials a Middle-aged Man decided to start celebrating New Year several hours in advance in shopping center Sello, even though police announced earlier today that anyone violating the new firework regulations would get fined. “The target is to protect the general order and safety“, the chief commissioner explains the new doctrine.
Police is suspecting a middle-aged father of a family for the head start. Early start on fireworks resulted on deaths of five other people and the middle-aged man. “It is important for everyone to wear safety goggles. We suspect that with the proper safety preparations, like safety goggles, all this could’ve been avoided“, chief commissioner finishes and corrects the position of his safety goggles.

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