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19 December 2009

Written by Rainer

Climate Summit Reaches Conclusion

(Never-Never-Land) The international Whether-Weather climate talks in Copenhagen has finally reached a consensus. According to the latest results the summit was  a success as none of the participants was actually satisfied with the results and everyone agreed that none of the expectations were met. According to General Consensus (Pangea) “some sort of memo that may, or may not include the agreed goals, would be drafted” based on the agreement.
“We all agreed that global warming is a bad thing and caused by our actions, though natural variation can’t be completely ruled out, and this time we really need to take actions against it, though not in a way that could hinder the national  economies or that would give negative impact on economic stimulus packages that are currently, or possibly in the future, tackling the global recess… sorry, economic downturn” the general secretary of UN, Ba Ki-Moon explained the results, “All countries have agreed to really-really take part to fight agains global warming this time and reach the goals that few years back were considered catastrophic, though we have not agreed on any sanctions for countries that do not comply with the Copenhagen agreement”

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