LIME

news lemons in lime light

23 July 2008

Written by Rainer

“Cancer has not returned”, close sources claim

Fidel Castro Steve Jobs is still live and well according to source close to the Cuba Apple and well informed on the concerns of Cuban government Apple Senior management. According to the source, who wishes to stay anonymous, the Fidel’s Steve’s cancer has not returned.

The concerns around his health are circling on two key factors: his weary appearance when he is seen in public and published reports from 2006 2003 that he had pancreatic cancer when he didn’t report his condition to the citizens investors for six nine months.

Cuba Apple has for the most part remained silent regarding the health of it’s leader. When questions were raised about his absence from the 50th anniversary of the Granma boat last night’s earnings call the Cuban officials Apple spokesperson dispelled them stating that “Idle, speculative and uninformed talk is feeding fear, uncertainty and doubt, that is not worth serious consideration”

UPDATE: Fidel Castro Steve Jobs is reassuring some of his closest associates that rumors of his health are greatly exaggerated, but is telling those same people that he recently underwent a procedure related to his weight loss, the New York Times is reporting.

Related news in corner blog: August 18th 2006, Apple says Steve is in good healt

categorised as » Apple, Cuba, Current Affairs, Journalism, Satire

ShortURL for linking: http://lime.rahina.info/?p=188

No Comments currently posted.

Post a comment on this entry: