6 September 2007
Written by Rainer
The ship that’s front fell off
Australian Senator discussing of an oil disaster. Even the great Monty Python couldn’t have written this dialog. It would be hilarious if it wouldn’t be so scary.
Host: So what do you do to protect the environment?
Senator: The Ship was towed out of the environment
H: Into another environment?
S: No, no. Been towed beyond the environment. It’s not in the environment.
H: No, but one environment to another environment.
S: No, it’s beyond the environment. It’s not in the environment anymore. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
H: But what’s out there?
S: Nothing. Nothing’s out there.
H: There has to be something.
S: There is nothing out there. All there is is sea, birds and fish.
H: And?
S: And 20 thousand tons of crude oil
H: And what else?
S: And fire.
H: And anything else?
S: And the part of the ship that the front fell off. But these’s nothing out these.