4 July 2007
Written by Rainer
Afghanistan needs Kalashikovs
As the situation in Afghanistan is escalating again putting Finnish UN mandated peace cores on tougher and tougher situations that almost endanger their lives, the Finnish government has decided to take action.
Afghanistan, being a country where guns and ammo has historically stayed and delivered to locations where they’ve been dedicated, and it’s government troops will soon receive reinforcements from the Finnish government who has decided to ship 100 000 assault rifles
“We are confident that bringing more weaponry to a war zone will calm down the conflict”, Defense Minister Jyri “Peacemaker” Häkämies explains the decision. “This action has nothing to do with the fact that 70% of the Cabinet members, present company included, own stocks from Patria, the Proud Finnish weapon manufacturer, and we’re doing this to promote Peace and war against Terrorism making the world a safer place”, he concluded pointing out to his “Afghanistan has Kalashnikov shortage – sponsored by Patria” badge.
On question why the current Cabinet interprets the law differently than the previous Cabinets, who refused to donate weapons to war zones based on that it’s illegal by Finnish laws, the Defense Minister just stated that “They can’t be hold responsible of the decisions of previous Cabinet, and who knows, maybe they hadn’t looked at donating weapons to a war zone from the right aspect”.
The author is expecting for the first headline “Finnish weapons used by Taliban/Al Quaida”