21 February 2007
Written by Rainer
Finnish SDP has solved the unemployment problem
As the Finnish general election is coming closer the biggest Finnish party Social Democratic Party (SDP) has announced that they will make things better for workers, elders, families, mid-class, poor, rich, disabled and the unemployed by using good old “stick and a carrot method”. The previously mentioned ones will get the “carrot”. Students and singles from all age groups on the other hand will be disregarded and will get the “stick” “They can live on carrots” Eero Heinäluoma, current Minister of Finance and the chairman of SDP, winks playfully.
Yesteday the SDP proclaimed that they will gradually cut down the unemployment in Finland and eventually get rid of it for good. By coincidence this was brought to the attention of the media just before the elections.
“We’ve actually know how to cut down the unemployment since the time of Great and Powerful President Kekkonen, who actually came up with the Solution, but we didn’t thought the time would be right nor people would be ready for it – until yesterday” Heinäluoma explained. “Our program consists of creating 100 000 new jobs and encouraging the unemployed to get back to work life.”
SDP’s representatives were quiet of the measures and actions how they actually are gonna cut down the unemployment, encourage the unemployed of working not to mention where and how they are actually creating the “100 000 new jobs”.
“You’ll be surprised after the elections“, Mr. Heinäluoma said while tapping his nose. “Don’t forget to vote“
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I`ll be very surprides, very indeed.