18 September 2006
Written by Rainer
Sweden expects heavy casualties on the forecoming civil war
The Swedish general election passed without any major conflicts between the left-wing Social Democrats and center-right coalition although our sources expected such to happen. As no UN observers have been placed to the Nordic capital many fear that the socialdemocrats will start a terror campaign.
Never the less, many Swedes have dared to go shopping and try to get back to their regular lives, although a regime change is always dreaded in Sweden.
“Vad? Vad i helvete säger du?” Gurtrud Tennhjelm, a single parent from the notorious suburb of Södermalm, explains worriedly to our brave reporter. “Sluta följ efter mig” she explains her forecast for the following weeks.
The chairman of the Parliament, Björn von Sydow, pleaded both the bourgeois coalition and the left-wing voters so they would peacefully accept the legitimacy of the vote and would let the democracy to evolve in Sweden, country located in the eastern coast of Scandinavian peninsula in the Northern-Europe. The ousted prime-minister Persson promised to stand down peacefully, but couldn’t promise on behalf of his supporters – the social-democrat fanatics.
“Vilka fanatiker? Vad talar du om? Pappa hjälp oss.” 13-year old Lina and 14-year old Palle pondered on the dusky streets of Stockholm, the multimillion populated capital. Just before our courageous reporter was attacked by raging local fanatic in the murky “Slussen”. We didn’t manage to ask the attacker’s political side.
The UN hasn’t so far formed an unified opinion if they should send peace keeping force to Sweden to keep up the safety of the public. The UN secretary Kofi Annan withstands of commenting the situation or the possible actions UN will take regarding the extremely flammable situation in Sweden, but he mentioned in his short statement that “You should leave the building. I have already alerted the security”.
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