4 August 2006
Written by Rainer
Open season
The semi-annual hunting season in the Middle-East has taken off extremely well. Even better than anticipated. The Israelis feel that the game is dug in so deeply that they have give extra amount of hunting permissions to it’s near by territories.
“This is so large scale chase that we’ve had to limit the weapons to non-nuclear ones, excluding depleted uranium, and to cut off air strikes, excluding them to when we are almost positively definitely sure with just minor margin. We also try not to shoot non-armed female and children if we just can see them before.” The leader of the pack Uri Geller explains and cunningly adds with a small wink “That’s why we just shut our eyes”.
Although the numbers of the hunted have been reduced evenly in annual basis, the hunters believe that there will be more game for the future generations. Hunting master Medinat Yisrael states they could include hunting buddies from the western countries if they so wish, although he quickly adds that they are not looking for a “final solution”.
Besides the normal pray the booty includes more rare individuals as well. Such as Yisrael’s Finnish “Bird of Peace” and it’s Chinese, Canadian and Chinese cousins.
“These blonder or yellower species are actually quite easy pray; they don’t fight back and don’t take cover properly anyway. You would think that three precision strikes would scare them away but they still remained at the position.”
Ya think Spielberg will filmatize it?